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I heated (cooked) my daughter and I some breaded fish with skinny fries last week, a meal not too unhealthy I thought, after all we don't often eat chips and there isn't much potato in skinny fries!
I like my fries to be golden brown especially since the terrible memories of mushy chips from the old childhood chip pan days. No deep fat fryer here, only healthy oven chips for us. I checked on them a few times and gave them a chef-like shake just to be sure they'd cook through. I can confirm they definitely cooked through, well not so much cooked through but scorched through, burnt through let's say.
Do you remember in art lessons at school when they finally let you loose on the charcoal? I honestly could have donated the fries to my local art class! I picked out the few that were just a tad over cooked and plonked them on my daughters plate to save her from possible dentist treatment and gave myself the 'probably shouldn't be served' ones because I was far too hungry to be eating breaded fish on it's own.
I wanted to show my daughter that a somewhat blackened chip was still acceptable and (possibly) flavoursome... I nearly took my filling out! I can't liken it to any other sound I've heard. These were definitely unacceptable fries and flavoursome never even entered the kitchen!
They weren't fries, or food, and the only way I could ever sell their worth to you would be to advertise them as low fat fries, diet fries! I'm quite certain you would lose weight if those very fries were on your plate because there is no way you would have eaten them!
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